I’m at my boyfriend’s house and I am drunk hahahaha and I’m pretty sure his roommates heard me being dirty earlier so that’s cool. They probably think I’m a slut and that’s okay because being a slut is a good thing. Anyway my boyfriend is asleep and I kinda wanna throw up because drunk but I don’t want his roommates to know how drunk I am so I can’t...
In your absence, you are everywhere.– Six Word Story (via paintmefiftyshadesofgreen)
colormecrimson: twitturds: Did I Already Reblog That? the musical Featuring the hit song, “Probably, But I Don’t Care.”
yeah, if it could just be sunday now, that would be great. friday and saturday aren’t really necessary this week.
When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know...– Billy, age 4 (via johnsteinbeck-)
I hope that one day you will have the experience of doing something you do not...– Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close (via johnsteinbeck-)
Opinions are like orgasms. Mine matters the most, and I really don’t care if you have one.
I could listen to the entire Gatsby soundtrack all day if it weren’t for stupid will.i.am being on it. Goddamn it gO AWAY ALREADY.
I loved you at your darkest.– Romans 5:8 (via xplsns)
I haven’t seen my boyfriend in 15 days. I realize this is nothing compared to what some long distance couples go through but damn. I am struggling.