I’m at my boyfriend’s house and I am drunk hahahaha and I’m pretty sure his roommates heard me being dirty earlier so that’s cool. They probably think I’m a slut and that’s okay because being a slut is a good thing. Anyway my boyfriend is asleep and I kinda wanna throw up because drunk but I don’t want his roommates to know how drunk I am so I can’t go throw up. I am going to be amused/embarrassed in the morning so hi sober Christine, I hope you’re not hungover and I hope your boyfriend’s roommates don’t think less of you because you were drunk and being sexual with your boyfriend. Also it’s raining so loud right now omg Alex stop snoring you’re cute but GOD. Okay bye I hope I don’t get sick.